FALLSTAFF/ FALLSTARTT

An off-duty policeman stops a thief at the market.

…His gaze had paralyzed a man who was walking around the shop, eyes darting about suspiciously.

…then he dashed out of the shop without paying. The policeman immediately gave pursuit…

As they were running, a bottle of vodka slipped out from under the belt of the thief and shattered on the pavement.

He also stole some bullion cubes and two boxes of tea – he had obviously been planning a sumptuous party…

We’re Being Harassed by Septic Pirates

The drivers transporting septic tanks to the local sewage treatment plant drive like maniacs. 

Could they be some kind of mafia that can’t be stopped? The sewage slops onto the street from the speeding septic trucks. We can’t hang out our laundry or even just sit there in peace…

Horror before the Concert

The organizers let the audience in through two gates… as I was in the center of the crowd,
I witnessed women fainting, though people fanned them with their tickets… I think some of the organizers should stop and wonder if they wouldn’t be better off… collecting stamps.